Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Holy shit dude........stairs
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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