If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
She needs sedatives and a leash
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Randomize
