I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
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How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
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You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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