Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Bang-toberfest begins!!
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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