She's JV to your varsity
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
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just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
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I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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