I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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