it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Randomize