To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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