Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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