Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
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He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
So vagazzling was a success
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I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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