question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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