i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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