Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
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I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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