I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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