She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I got her a Nickelback box set.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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