I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
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This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
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I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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