Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
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I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
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If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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