He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
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Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
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I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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