It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
This is the high leading the old right now
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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