First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I need to sanitize my soul.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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