Your tits are I can't wait for
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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