no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
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Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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