Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
vagina is talking i cant
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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