Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
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Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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