just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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