Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
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My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
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I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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