I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
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I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
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Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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