Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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