omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
