We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
dude i'm inner monologue high
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
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Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
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you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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