we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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