Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
should my penis look like a turkey
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
The power of my boobs compel you
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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