Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Randomize
