We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
bring money and cleavage
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Randomize
