Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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