So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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