Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
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He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize