Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
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Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
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I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.