i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
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I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
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And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?