You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
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Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
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he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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