hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
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Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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