So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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