no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Randomize
