it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
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In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
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Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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