bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
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I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
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I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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