I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
