reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
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its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
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I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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