It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
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I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
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I have grass duct taped all over my body
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
True strength comes from lack of pants
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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