he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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