There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
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But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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