I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
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She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
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You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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