weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Randomize
