Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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