i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
