I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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