You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
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Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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