Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
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Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
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No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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