you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
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Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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