I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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