It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
